So The Devil's Favorite Mistress Beyonce finally had to play her last flaming card knowing her career was on the tip of a melting iceberg. She allowed the Devil's right hand camel's sperm to knock her up crushing wicked witch Tina Knowles vision of a beautiful family. It's a 50/50 chance of how this Devil's Spawn will turn out. Beyonce can only hope the child gets her genes 100%. Many people are skeptical as to if this is a real pregnancy at all! some, well MANY, are doubting that it's a real baby bump and that Beyonce is doing all of this for attention because she knew know one except her retarded stans gave a sh*t about her. Yall bishes saw how greasy Beyonce got in her 1+1 video looking thirsty for some camel love and now all of a sudden she's knocked up? and how tacky was it for her to tell the paparazzi without her husband by her side. Maybe this will be a "Katie Holmes" pregnancy where her baby bump comes and goes and then all of sudden she gives birth and the "baby" isn't seen for months but then suddenly a scary weird baby appears on the cover of a major magazine claiming to be theirs. Yeah google that HAM-tastic pregnancy! it was fun watching Katie's "Belly" be big one day and then small the next. Has anyone seen a pic of Beyonce since her belly was questioned? ANYWAYS I Also find it interesting that Beyonce announced it at the satanic VMAs in a red dress which a well known color in the elite as the color of "sacrifice" so this bish better not be yelling about a "Miscarriage" weeks from now when she realizes how ugly her husband really is. I wonder does she sleep with a face mask to prevent looking at him at night, but I even doubt they sleep int he same bed, It's clear she's thirsty for his attention. Beyonce is acting like this child is Jay Z's first kid! Well bish it's NOT! But it will be the first kid he claims as his! Congrats Beyonce on your artificial insemination being a success! Post Ya Thoughts Bishes and Fellaz!!
This woman was lucky to have her genes do a major battle with Jay's and WIN But Beyonce's battle probably won't be as successful as this cutie-pie and with so much bad karma following bey bey stank breath and her cowardly lion lace front wigs she may end up with a daughter looking like THIS:
